The cultural travesty you're looking at above is from a St. Louis production of The Laramie Project in 2008 put on by the Mary Institute and St. Louis Day School (yes, I'm calling them out). You can view the entire set here if you like (and hilarity will ensue). If I can believe the caption, that's supposed to be the former Governer of Wyoming, Jim Geringer, pictured above. What. The. Heck.
First of all, what the hell is this guy wearing? Even the Brushpopper shirts that got really popular about fifteen years ago, which can be pretty darn loud, aren't usually this extreme. I haven't seen anybody wear a shirt that ugly outside of a rodeo ring or southwestern Texas (I mean, the embroidery and cut do have a traditional Tejano flair to them, no?). And then there's the snaps. It's a freaking snap shirt. Anymore, snap shirts are mostly for old people with sore fingers like my father or fratboy Kid Rock wannabes who like to pretend they're all cowboy in their beat-up straw hats and ostrich skin boots. And then the hat.... it's got to be at least one full size too big for his head. Besides, usually those enormous ten-gallon affairs only show up on Texans; if you wear a sail that big that on your head in the Wyoming wind, you're just asking to lose it. And a bolo tie? With a concho on it? If you dress like that in Wyoming and you're under a certain age, it's usually because you're trying to play it up. You know, at a rodeo or a livestock auction. It's just not a part of the everyday wardrobe anymore.
Second of all, where the hell did he dredge up those glasses? I mean, seriously? Highway patrolman reflective aviator's glasses? With that sneer on his face, he looks like Cartman off of South Park taking about people "disrespectin' his authoritah." (Although I have to admit, I thought I saw a picture of Doc Connor wearing a pair of those once.) It's like that scene in Back to the Future 3 where Doc dresses Marty up like a rhinestone cowboy in a fringed lamé shirt to go back in time and Doc reassures him with something like, "Of course this is accurate. I based this outfit on painstaking research." (Please tell me somebody else remembers that movie...)Okay, so I know that this is a (big budget) high school production, so I shouldn't get too wrapped around the axle about this. But there was an adult directing this thing, right? You know, one that knows the difference between an insulting, culturally insensitive parody of Wyoming and an insulting, culturally insensitive parody of Texas?
Anyhow, I had better shut up. But just to add to the jocularity, here's a picture of the REAL former Governer of Wyoming, Jim Geringer, with no bolo, no sunglasses, and no cowboy hat. No kidding:
Keynote Speaker, Geringer, originally uploaded by WyGISC. (via Flickr.)
This rant has been provided for your reading enjoyment by a very indignant Wyoming Jackrabbit. Thankyouverymuch.
